Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)
Ed Sheeran | Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)
OH MY GOD
i’m pretty sure you created tron
*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*
Welcome to the grid
*not enough space for iOS8 update*
Sorry Asami 😭
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
Wishing the words were
enough to consume you
Harry Potter illustrations by Mary GrandPré
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”